From the Sword Coast Adventurer’s Guide:ĭisclaimer: Wizards of the Coast cannot be held responsible for any actions undertaken by entities native to or currently inhabiting the Forgotten Realms. They’re also not above trolling the father of the Forgotten Realms. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sigh, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks. Third, if you’re not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players’ plan of action is. In all cases, proceed with caution.ĭisclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics. A rock that sits there and does nothing could be just a rock or a balor disguised by an illusion. A silent rock that’s resistant to non-adamantine weapons is a stone golem. A talking rock that controls boulders is a galeb duhr. Sometimes it’s just good advice, as in Princes of the Apocalypse.ĭisclaimer: Wizards of the Coast urges adventurers to remember that not all rock creatures are earth elementals. Other side effects of demon lords may include hallucinations, mindless rage, gluttony, greed, paranoia, self-delusion, bestial urges, nihilism, hedonism, megalomania, a messiah complex, cannibalism, multiple personalities, and homicidal psychosis. Taking alcohol and demon lords may increase your risk of death. Do not drink alcohol while taking on demons lords. One of my very favorites comes from Out of the Abyss, a campaign that we wrote up on Polygon just recently.ĭisclaimer: Before you take on demon lords, consult a physician.
We say this only because we love you and your juicy, succulent gamer brain.ĭisclaimer: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of splitting up the team, sticking appendages in the mouth of a leering green devil face, accepting a dinner invitation from bugbears, storming the feast hall of a hill giant steading, angering a dragon of any variety, or saying yes when the DM asks, "Are you really sure?"
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Go ahead, put down this book and watch some reality TV or Internet cat videos. A good brain is nice, tender, and barely used. They only make the mind cluttered, confused, and unpleasantly chewy. Do we really need a disclaimer to tell you that? You shouldn’t use your brain to consider such irrational thoughts. That goes double for mind flayers, which absolutely, utterly, and completely do not exist, nor do they secretly run the D&D team. It’s where they plop the ISBN number and, sometimes, even include a nice bibliography.īut on every single one of those copyright pages, there’s a disclaimer as well.ĭisclaimer: Any similarities between monsters depicted in this book and monsters that actually exist are purely coincidental. That’s where Wizards of the Coast lists all the credits and lists contributors. On the back side of that page is the copyright page. If you flip open any D&D book you’ll find the title page. And some of them are, genuinely, very funny.
Perhaps I’m late to the party on this one, but I found that every single book in the 5th edition has an Easter egg in it. Dungeons & Dragons is changing how it makes books
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